Watch Cute Girl Flushes Fish on CollegeHumor
Friday, March 27, 2009
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Wild Things
Donkey and I talked about the upcoming movie "Where The Wild Things Are" and he thought it would be completely ruined on the big screen and would kill his childhood memory.
He is obviously wrong. As per usual. ZING!
I told him the poster for this movie is amazing. I haven't seen a movie poster in a long time that wasn't completely formulaic.... big airbrushed faces looking goofy or wistful with a creepy house in the background or stupid prop in the shot.
I am looking at you Lindsey.
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But please check out this amazing poster for WTWTA, I was really excited to see what Spike Jonze would do with the movie and after watching the clip below, I can't wait for October.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxx1BdL6GR38mmYqN_F_RsFLfUNn61txgvbE0Il54TfGPlos-8znvmlWCh06dOrhb4ZcYDInTy2jpMLL1D-6zHCpyzvpoA8fUvlj5T9AdiO9iaYr-O1DehPXgPIznRcqXZnABil1Eibi8/s320/where_the_wild_things_are_poster.jpg)
He is obviously wrong. As per usual. ZING!
I told him the poster for this movie is amazing. I haven't seen a movie poster in a long time that wasn't completely formulaic.... big airbrushed faces looking goofy or wistful with a creepy house in the background or stupid prop in the shot.
I am looking at you Lindsey.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiGCP0oc6Kkyem9rd57qLPPuCGMM4MakHo-hDsGMYirDYq_MKhv0dRWsY0GdvcsoheEPfM88lYz6Wck0jEMGYXlMiJrwI4h9El1TXMqTIxA_lzoRSqrRB8yD_XxGQxFV92k4eemVATIg34/s320/the-17-worst-movie-posters-of-2009-02-420-75.jpg)
But please check out this amazing poster for WTWTA, I was really excited to see what Spike Jonze would do with the movie and after watching the clip below, I can't wait for October.
![](https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhxx1BdL6GR38mmYqN_F_RsFLfUNn61txgvbE0Il54TfGPlos-8znvmlWCh06dOrhb4ZcYDInTy2jpMLL1D-6zHCpyzvpoA8fUvlj5T9AdiO9iaYr-O1DehPXgPIznRcqXZnABil1Eibi8/s320/where_the_wild_things_are_poster.jpg)
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Lost in Translation
This is a long clip, but one of the funniest parts is about 1:30 into the clip when they talk about adding more ships to reduce the feminine aesthetics of the room.
Is this the worst celebrity home ever?? Ramen noodles and Crunk Energy Juice? Is that all you have in your pantry? I don't think drugs are to blame for their craziness, it is malnutrition. Ok...and the drugs.
Is this the worst celebrity home ever?? Ramen noodles and Crunk Energy Juice? Is that all you have in your pantry? I don't think drugs are to blame for their craziness, it is malnutrition. Ok...and the drugs.
Thursday, March 19, 2009
Bourdain
I love Anthony Bourdain and I hate Sandra Lee.
I am a food porn junkie, I love the Food Network and can totally take a half day mental vacation watching Tyler Florence basted a rack of lamb and mash me some sweet potatoes.... holla!
But back to my original point, no more tangents... what is up with Sandra Lee and her fake cooking show. I watch it just for giggles sometimes but this Kwanzaa Cake is truly magnificent.
Anthony Bourdain said it best, which is why I exalted him at the beginning of this post:
The most terrifying thing I've seen is her making a Kwanzaa cake. Watch that clip and tell me your eyeballs don't burst into flames. It's a war crime on television. You'll scream.
I am a food porn junkie, I love the Food Network and can totally take a half day mental vacation watching Tyler Florence basted a rack of lamb and mash me some sweet potatoes.... holla!
But back to my original point, no more tangents... what is up with Sandra Lee and her fake cooking show. I watch it just for giggles sometimes but this Kwanzaa Cake is truly magnificent.
Anthony Bourdain said it best, which is why I exalted him at the beginning of this post:
The most terrifying thing I've seen is her making a Kwanzaa cake. Watch that clip and tell me your eyeballs don't burst into flames. It's a war crime on television. You'll scream.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Wednesday, March 4, 2009
What would you do with $500,000?
This prank is hilarious, but if this is every happened to me I would kill someone. There was a previous prank that the CollegeHumor site did in '07 but I haven't seen that one yet. I am looking forward to watching it later tonight and I will post it if it is funny.
UltraBrown
I found a new blog but I haven't read it yet. It might enter my regular rotation of Feministing, Racialicious and now http://www.ultrabrown.com/.
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I found this sweat-shirt (above) and an interesting review on Bobby Jindal. I watched parts of his rebuttal to Obama State of the Union speech and felt a little disappointed. I was excited at the idea of a future powerful political leader for a notoriously closed minded and stereotypically racist political party. Come on Brown man! Everyone thought his cadence and persona was that of a creepy robot who sounded like a mix of Mr. Rogers and my Creationism-praising, black turtleneck-wearing, high-school Physics teacher. [I am not sure how you can believe in science and physics but not believe in Evolution....but that is another story.] My disappointment was not that he is nerdy and weird or Republican, but that he does not embrace anything even remotely ethnic about himself. But I find Jindal creepy because he is so removed from his Hindu roots. I am the last person to throw coconuts at someone that gets integrated into the Western world but there were three things that the UltraBrown blog pointed out - he changed his name (common enough) from Piyush to Bobby, he converted to Christianity (um, ok), and he and his wife mentioned that they didn't follow any Indian traditions at home. The last one really got me thinking about my day to day routine. Donkey asks me to make Indian food, we celebrate Diwali, I fast for Karva Chauth....but what else keeps me tied to my Indian roots? Bollywood? Slumdog Millionaire? Tea in the evening?
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I found this sweat-shirt (above) and an interesting review on Bobby Jindal. I watched parts of his rebuttal to Obama State of the Union speech and felt a little disappointed. I was excited at the idea of a future powerful political leader for a notoriously closed minded and stereotypically racist political party. Come on Brown man! Everyone thought his cadence and persona was that of a creepy robot who sounded like a mix of Mr. Rogers and my Creationism-praising, black turtleneck-wearing, high-school Physics teacher. [I am not sure how you can believe in science and physics but not believe in Evolution....but that is another story.] My disappointment was not that he is nerdy and weird or Republican, but that he does not embrace anything even remotely ethnic about himself. But I find Jindal creepy because he is so removed from his Hindu roots. I am the last person to throw coconuts at someone that gets integrated into the Western world but there were three things that the UltraBrown blog pointed out - he changed his name (common enough) from Piyush to Bobby, he converted to Christianity (um, ok), and he and his wife mentioned that they didn't follow any Indian traditions at home. The last one really got me thinking about my day to day routine. Donkey asks me to make Indian food, we celebrate Diwali, I fast for Karva Chauth....but what else keeps me tied to my Indian roots? Bollywood? Slumdog Millionaire? Tea in the evening?
I wanted Jindal to tear it up! I want him to be a galvanizing leader because I would be so very very amused to see Rush Limbaugh and Sarah Palin forced to look at a Brown man as their leader. As a side note, Rush Limbaugh is a utterly grotesque and souless monster who sings songs about "Barack the Magic Negro" on his show and discuss the merits of slavery and his popularity utterly scares me.
Instead of loving Jindal I find that he is another source of my cultural ennui.
Tuesday, March 3, 2009
Dedicated to my sick friend Seb and Nurse R-Star
My friend Seb is sick and has to go to the doctor today... If he gets that awesome cough syrup that Lil Wayne drinks we will have an awesome party this weekend.
I really hope he feels better soon... and to assist in the healing I thought I would post the funniest animal rant I could find on Fuck You Penguin, because I know Seb loves goofy animals.
I really hope he feels better soon... and to assist in the healing I thought I would post the funniest animal rant I could find on Fuck You Penguin, because I know Seb loves goofy animals.
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Oh, wow, stellar performance there, hot shot. I forgot how people are always saying "You have got to go to the aquarium to hear the music, they are really tearing shit up over there." Next stop, the Times Square subway station, right? Okay now, don't even tell me you think you can play saxophone, Walrus. Last time I checked you needed distinguishable digits to use the keys, asshole. And dude, you have got to calm down a little bit. You might want to stay for the rest of the show. Do you see dolphins or whales playing instruments? No, they just jump up out of the ocean and get fish. Instant gratification, Walrus. No need to act like the ugly girl, you have a mustache and little tusks. You are hilarious! I mean, Jesus Christ, Walrus, INSTEAD OF HANDS YOU HAVE FLIPPERS. Start respecting yourself, and people will start respecting you.
Dedicated to our neighbours, hip hop, and my slutty dog
Taj got some action last night at our neighbours house, but we were too busy eating the BEST fried chicken I have ever had in my life. Crispy skin, deliciously drenched in hot sauce, seasoned to utter perfection. Hot fire.
This post is dedicated to my neighbours... thanks for feeding us 2 nights in a row!
This post is dedicated to my neighbours... thanks for feeding us 2 nights in a row!
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