Tuesday, March 3, 2009

Dedicated to my sick friend Seb and Nurse R-Star

My friend Seb is sick and has to go to the doctor today... If he gets that awesome cough syrup that Lil Wayne drinks we will have an awesome party this weekend.

I really hope he feels better soon... and to assist in the healing I thought I would post the funniest animal rant I could find on Fuck You Penguin, because I know Seb loves goofy animals.




Oh, wow, stellar performance there, hot shot. I forgot how people are always saying "You have got to go to the aquarium to hear the music, they are really tearing shit up over there." Next stop, the Times Square subway station, right? Okay now, don't even tell me you think you can play saxophone, Walrus. Last time I checked you needed distinguishable digits to use the keys, asshole. And dude, you have got to calm down a little bit. You might want to stay for the rest of the show. Do you see dolphins or whales playing instruments? No, they just jump up out of the ocean and get fish. Instant gratification, Walrus. No need to act like the ugly girl, you have a mustache and little tusks. You are hilarious! I mean, Jesus Christ, Walrus, INSTEAD OF HANDS YOU HAVE FLIPPERS. Start respecting yourself, and people will start respecting you.

1 comment:

  1. Hahahaha!!! i do love animals. Thank you for your support!!!!!! I will do what i can at the doctors office to get some syzuuuuuuuuuurp!!!! Tell j-bird i said what up doggie!

    Sebastian

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