What would you do with $500,000?

This prank is hilarious, but if this is every happened to me I would kill someone. There was a previous prank that the CollegeHumor site did in '07 but I haven't seen that one yet. I am looking forward to watching it later tonight and I will post it if it is funny.

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Irony

I have been away... life has been demanding and I refuse to comment beyond that. Buy me a chocolate bar the next time you see me.

But I am back with something so baffling and strange that I had to share....

This is a hipster's ironic wet dream.

Jamie Foxx + Ron Howard + Crystal product shots + Jake Jill-an-haul (however you spell his name) + dancing pandas = uh... am I getting punk'd?

Cringe worthy words

There are many things that make me cringe. Ben Stiller. Books about adolescences. Ginger in tea. Denture commercials.

There are many words that my friends have been discussing for TWO years that have a sincere reason for being a part of the English language, but they sound dirty. I am proud to finally commit these words to "paper". This has been a project that has titillated my friends and family for a long time and now I will share that list with you, gentle reader.

1) Titillate
2) Moist
3) Succumb
4) Penetrate
5) Succulent

More to come....