Corn

What is up with corn on pizza? I get that corn is delicious and pizza is delicious, so together they would be great...right?

It just feels wrong. And the corn is so chewy and gets stuck in the tiny crevices of my teeth and hair (I have an eating disorder, it is called bad-eye-hand-coordination).

I saw today's Munich Groupon and saw an offer for a pizza place with a picture of CORN ON PIZZA.



I was in Austria and out of tired desperation ate CORN ON PIZZA. When I was in Delhi my little cousins convinced me that the "Ultimate Pizza" at Pizza Hut was a tasty treat, but it was mayo and CORN ON PIZZA.



My world feels upside down.