Pepper

I had a moment while getting coffee this morning.

In the kitchen they have coffee, tea, sugar, cream, cutlery, plates, napkins, the remains of my dignity, salt and pepper.

I misread the pepper packet and thought is said "Peper" which freaked me out. I wondered what a low-grade "Peper" would be made of:

- 10% real black pepper to retain that taste;

- pencil shavings;

- old man beard shavings;

- cardboard ground up and dyed;

- tobacco;

- dandruff;

- panda toe nails.

Did you know that black pepper can be used to heal cuts? Put it on a fresh wound and it will stop the bleeding and heals the wound and minimize scars.

Did you know that black pepper killed Jimmy Hoffa? He was using it to increase circulation and it caused too much circulatory stimulation and it aged him like Benjamin Button IN REVERSE.