Fuck You Penguin is an educational site, it has taught me to hate cute animals because they are obviously trying to take over the world.
http://fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com/
Monday, December 1, 2008
Oh, now orange isn't cute enough?
What the hell do you think you are doing, Tiger? You are destroying my ability to function as a responsible member of society what with your extremely rare and yet equally extremely cute little appearance. At this point in life you have two choices: grow the fuck up and dye your hair orange like a NORMAL FUCKING TIGER or just jam a knife into my skull and put an end to my misery. Dammit, Tiger. I literally hate you.
The stingray that killed Steve Irwin was cute at some point and look what it did to the beloved Crocodile Hunter? Kittens are adorable, but according to this t-shirt they have treacherous thoughts. And what about the army of puppies that threw that violent military coup in Peru. Never let your guard down.
And this little shit-head is officially the worst offender. Why don't eat the carpet, snore all night long and bark at the neighbours some more? She is essentially Baby Satan wrapped in a fuzzy coat.
No comments:
Post a Comment