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Wild Things

Donkey and I talked about the upcoming movie "Where The Wild Things Are" and he thought it would be completely ruined on the big screen and would kill his childhood memory.

He is obviously wrong. As per usual. ZING!

I told him the poster for this movie is amazing. I haven't seen a movie poster in a long time that wasn't completely formulaic.... big airbrushed faces looking goofy or wistful with a creepy house in the background or stupid prop in the shot.

I am looking at you Lindsey.




















But please check out this amazing poster for WTWTA, I was really excited to see what Spike Jonze would do with the movie and after watching the clip below, I can't wait for October.

Lost in Translation

This is a long clip, but one of the funniest parts is about 1:30 into the clip when they talk about adding more ships to reduce the feminine aesthetics of the room.

Is this the worst celebrity home ever?? Ramen noodles and Crunk Energy Juice? Is that all you have in your pantry? I don't think drugs are to blame for their craziness, it is malnutrition. Ok...and the drugs.

Bourdain

I love Anthony Bourdain and I hate Sandra Lee.

I am a food porn junkie, I love the Food Network and can totally take a half day mental vacation watching Tyler Florence basted a rack of lamb and mash me some sweet potatoes.... holla!

But back to my original point, no more tangents... what is up with Sandra Lee and her fake cooking show. I watch it just for giggles sometimes but this Kwanzaa Cake is truly magnificent.



Anthony Bourdain said it best, which is why I exalted him at the beginning of this post:
The most terrifying thing I've seen is her making a Kwanzaa cake. Watch that clip and tell me your eyeballs don't burst into flames. It's a war crime on television. You'll scream.

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