The best line in this video?
"I am her mommy"
whispering "No, she's not"
Awkward!
Thursday, February 12, 2009
Ginger
I hate the taste of ginger. My husband is afraid of gingers. This is why we love. I think I have succumbed (oh dear) to that familiar pattern of absorbing all the likes and dislikes of my husband because when I saw this pictorial on The Daily Mail (more on that later) that was one woman's attempt to highlight the beauty of the traditional UK redhead...and I was kind of scared.
As for The Daily Mail... It is the worst, I know. It is one of my guilty pleasures (along with Sean Paul and peanut butter and maple syrup toast).
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
Craigslist - you can get ANYTHING here!
Here is a posting from Craigslist that cracked me up. Can I get a time machine to transport me to 2pm this afternoon when I decided to get that treacherous 2nd cup of coffee that is now burning a hole in my stomach.
Wanted: time machine DESPARATE!!!
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Date: 2009-01-12, 5:53PM MST
Desperately need a time machine to take me back 6 weeks in time, plus or minus a day. If you have a time machine and are willing to let me borrow it, or know of someone with an impending trip back in time, please let me know ASAP!
I will pay big bucks to have myself warned to NOT sleep with that tramp at the One and Only Bar on the Boulevard.
Tell me that she is very, VERY fertile that night in question, and has a whopping 3 STDs that I will get if I copulate with her.
VERY VERY IMPORTANT THAT I GET THIS MESSAGE!!!
I WILL WRITE YOU A BLANK CHECK IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES!
Key things that will let the me in the past know you are for real:
*Tell me that you know about the rubber ducky incident
*Tell me that you know that I pissed in my friends pool last week, when he was in it.
*Tell me that no matter how hard I try, the lesbian at Barnes and Noble will NEVER go for it, no matter how many sex books I ask her opinions on.
If I still doubt you- use this one-----
*Mention that you know I made out with my cousin when we were drunk at a kegger last summer- NO ONE KNOWS THIS BUT US TWO!!
VERY VERY IMPORTANT THAT I GET THIS MESSAGE!!!
Wanted: time machine DESPARATE!!!
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Date: 2009-01-12, 5:53PM MST
Desperately need a time machine to take me back 6 weeks in time, plus or minus a day. If you have a time machine and are willing to let me borrow it, or know of someone with an impending trip back in time, please let me know ASAP!
I will pay big bucks to have myself warned to NOT sleep with that tramp at the One and Only Bar on the Boulevard.
Tell me that she is very, VERY fertile that night in question, and has a whopping 3 STDs that I will get if I copulate with her.
VERY VERY IMPORTANT THAT I GET THIS MESSAGE!!!
I WILL WRITE YOU A BLANK CHECK IF THAT'S WHAT IT TAKES!
Key things that will let the me in the past know you are for real:
*Tell me that you know about the rubber ducky incident
*Tell me that you know that I pissed in my friends pool last week, when he was in it.
*Tell me that no matter how hard I try, the lesbian at Barnes and Noble will NEVER go for it, no matter how many sex books I ask her opinions on.
If I still doubt you- use this one-----
*Mention that you know I made out with my cousin when we were drunk at a kegger last summer- NO ONE KNOWS THIS BUT US TWO!!
VERY VERY IMPORTANT THAT I GET THIS MESSAGE!!!
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Green Apples
So much has happened in the 5 days... too much drama to re-live and I have no desire to get into... maybe one day you will buy me a drink and I will whine about my feelings. I like gin.
Here are some random thoughts:
1) The best revenge to dish out to an idiotic boss is to find something better and tell him to suck it.
2) I am still dealing with disappointment... but I am dealing with it by helping those that let me down. I don't know why I am turning my cheek and I am even more sad that others are telling me I am crazy for being so forgiving... I don't want to be mean and I don't want to be manipulated and there is a fine line between the two.
3) I love coming home. Mom makes me grilled cheese sandwiches and I watch Coronation Street with my Dad.
4) I am sad about Ruby Room closing, it was a great space for yoga and I am sad that I will not get to have my weekly sessions with my Chicago Family. My cousin would have made it the hip new place to go, if only he was given the chance.
5) I found a video I took of my husband enjoying a green apple and it made me laugh in these stressful times.
Here are some random thoughts:
1) The best revenge to dish out to an idiotic boss is to find something better and tell him to suck it.
2) I am still dealing with disappointment... but I am dealing with it by helping those that let me down. I don't know why I am turning my cheek and I am even more sad that others are telling me I am crazy for being so forgiving... I don't want to be mean and I don't want to be manipulated and there is a fine line between the two.
3) I love coming home. Mom makes me grilled cheese sandwiches and I watch Coronation Street with my Dad.
4) I am sad about Ruby Room closing, it was a great space for yoga and I am sad that I will not get to have my weekly sessions with my Chicago Family. My cousin would have made it the hip new place to go, if only he was given the chance.
5) I found a video I took of my husband enjoying a green apple and it made me laugh in these stressful times.
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